Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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