Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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