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Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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