Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I am one with the molecules
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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