She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
His nipple licking is glorious
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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