You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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