Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
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