on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Did you just see the Batmobile???
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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