How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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