I saw his package. It spoke to me.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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