Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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