I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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