Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize