Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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