Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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