This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I'm both gender and math confused
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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