I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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