Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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