my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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