WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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