Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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