Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Randomize
