I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
third nipple confirmed
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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