The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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