yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Randomize
