we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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