so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
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