how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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