Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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