bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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