would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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