Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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