i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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