The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i may or may not be watching the land before time
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
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