he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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