I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
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