yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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