FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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