Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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