I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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