So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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