neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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