Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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