I don't think brook has ever known best
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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