Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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