Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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