my phone cant type all the emotion im having
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
