i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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