It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
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