ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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