Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
