Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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