Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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