drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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