i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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