it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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