I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
